nowa huta

 nowa huta foto by smith

nowa huta foto by smith

kathy found herself singing the Urban-Jellen Test’s Nowa Huta song yesterday while cooking… so - since the Boston Globe says ”Come visit historic Nowa Huta, where George Orwell’s dark vision of a perfect industrial metropolis was executed with stunning precision. Until, that is, the workers rose up and overthrew Big Brother” - we went today. may have been something once, but now’s just a bland appendage to krakow’s much more interesting old city center.  i spent 40 minutes looking for the large statue of v. i. lenin they had pictured on the main square map… finally came back & read the fine print - it was torn down in 1989. so all i found was broad avenues and weak coffee.

its history is interesting tho - wikipedia sez a Communist referendum was soundly defeated by the people of Kraków, a major cause of embarrassment for the Government - so - to “correct the class imbalance”, in 1949 the authorities built a satellite industrial town to attract people from lower socioeconomic backgrounds to the region, such as peasants and the working class.

was interesting to walk thru a town that was 3 years younger than i am. looked like a really big really old really sterile government project for the proletariat. did have nice trees tho.

much more interesting was kathy’s pronouncement that noses and ears never stop growing - they just keep getting bigger as you get older. the average internet user seems to believe this, but the scientific studies i found tend to disagree - tho some say flesh sags so they may appear larger.  personally, i think old flux stop using their brains causing their heads to shrink while the cartilage in their ears and nose stays the same - thus appearing larger. the sad part of this is i started looking at everyone’s nose we passed - and that is not something you want to do…. odd, ugly things they are.

nowa huta foto by smith

Comments (2) to “nowa huta”

  1. About the town that is three years younger than you–you could be a sterile government project for the proletariat too if you’d graduated from Anapolis. Good thing they had pot.

  2. actually the 1st thing i did when i left my wife in 1975 was have myself sterilized. so you could say i did everyone a favor.

    the funny part of that is i thot i could finally have safe sex without a condom - but - 1st herpes came along and then aids came along - so no condomless sex was safe. so i quit having sex for 20 years.

    until kathy came.

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