WALKING ON THIN ICE

cup of hot chocolate at a cafe - foto by smith

mommy, why is daddy so tough?
shut up and keep chewing.

there, i wrote a cannibal joke to go with my chicken, grape, cop, knock knock, and zen jokes. david letterman here i come.

3 esoteric food poems . . .

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Harpo Chord

Vocal cow chords unallowed to meat
Is why hamburgers Kant talk

Re Marx Smith

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Nulvoid 1

You can eat your cake and have it too
You just got to save your shit

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Oedipus Rx

They got
  beer
  pop
  wine
But never
  mom
for sale

mutant banana - foto by smith