a girl’s number – foto by Smith
I’ve got multitudes of serious things to blog about, but they take thought — thinking, writing, analyzing, perspective, common-sense to do correctly — and I’m limited right now in all the above.
So I’ll blog my collection of sex and body parts and body function and functionless parts headlines I’ve harvested hese past few months because such blogs are easy and sleazy and seem to attract readers. See I have no trouble skumming along the slime-pool bottom of our instant gratification and worship of surface flesh instead of the moral whole human hiding within the skin.
In fact these blogs do say something – for example, why is the size of someone’s breasts news when BP is killing off everything in the Gulf of Mexico and Israel is killing off women and children who disagree with their apartheid policies and the corporations are stealing everything they can get their hands on and the banks are snorting the rest?
We’re a bunch of sick fucks, so this one’s for all of us.
Please excuse the intelligent implied subtext underlying my selections and juxtapositionings: I can’t help myself from trying to make points, from exposing the surreal silliness of our is versus the possibilities of an am where we don’t worship the surface, where we actually divine the depths of each other, where we listen and think rather than watch and drool.
So get out your Vaseline and KY lubricant jelly and read on.
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Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar
Booty Pop – the panties that make your booty pop
Hey God, Is That You In My Underpants?
Menstrual Cups, Lunapads, and Other Ways To Have a Greener Period
Electric Razor And Vibrator Combo
Sharon Osbourne To Remove Breast Implants, Give Them To Ozzy
Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding
Woman Rips Off Man’s Testicle
iBalls: Now Your iPhone Can Grow A Pair
Who Has The Best Behind In Hollywood?
Did The Kennedy Brothers Have Sex Parties With Marilyn Monroe?
Neanderthal Shell Discovery Shows Cavemen Wore Makeup
Bestiality Tourist Stephen Clarke Charged With Lying On Visa After Sex With Dogs
How Christian Moralizing Drives Kids to Dangerous Sex
Couple CHEERED After Having Ballpark Bathroom Sex
Sex For Sleep?
Nicolas Cage: I Only Eat Animals That Have Dignified Sex
Women Have Lots of Casual Sex — Get Over It
Snow Makes Brits Flock To Adultery Website
The Kardashian Women Talk Periods & Vaginas
Police Ordered To Crack Down On Boobs At Saints Parade
Amanda Seyfried Explains Her ‘Vagina’ Tattoo
Kathy Griffin Filming Poolside Pap Smear, Shows Off Vagina Bedazzling
Fox on Sex: Vajazzling: Do You Dare to Decorate Down There?
Kathy Griffin Keeps Talking About Her Sparkly Vagina
OKCupid Dating Site Hiding Good-Looking People From Less Attractive Users
Dating Site Launches Online Sperm Bank For ‘Beautiful People’ Only
The Bra Turns 100 Years Old
Penis-Shaped Rockets Welcome May Rains For Farmers In Thailand
Woman Charged With Stabbing Man Through The Eye With Stiletto Heel
Man sold wife for sex on Craig’s List
Are Facebook Users Sex Obsessed? Survey Suggests It’s So
Woman Convicted Of Setting Bikini Dancer Ablaze
SHOWDOWN: The Naked Cowboy Rassles With Naked Cowgirl
Justin Long: I Love Performing Oral Sex
Susan Sarandon Vomited On By A Transsexual
Thumb Fuckers – The idiocy of text-message adultery
528-Pound Woman Gives Birth In Romania
Teenage Girls Reportedly Rip Baby From Mother’s Womb
Naked Woman Steals Two Cars, Including Police Car, Leads Officers On WILD Chase
Christina Aguilera’s Crotch Lights Up The MTV Awards
Cameron Diaz: ‘I’m Always Traveling For Cock’
Kate Hudson Shows Off Reported New Breasts
Media And The Sexualization Of Children
After Cutting Little Girls’ Clitorises, Ivy League Doctor Tests Handiwork With a Vibrator
Kim Kardashian Poses With Cleavage, Manhandles Kitten
Why are breasts getting bigger?
Miami Magazine Runs Penis Shadow Ad
The Fucking Party Celebrates Creative Cursewords
Cryogenic Foundation Is Stealing Dead Relative’s Head
Girl’s Cell Phone Loaded With Hardcore Porn After ‘Repairs’
Porn Virus Publishes Web History Of Victims On The Net–Unless They Pay
Jamie Foxx Avoids Grabbing Halle Berry’s Butt
Andy Cohen Grabs A Handful Of Kelly Ripa’s Behind
Blame the victim: Religious leaflet claims ‘ungodly’ dressed women provoke rape
Iranian Youths Arrested For ‘Lustful Pleasure Seeking’
Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes
British Woman Arrested In Dubai For Illegal Sex After Reporting Rape
Tourist Couple Jailed For Kissing In Dubai
Nebraska Mom, 41, Arrested And Accused Of Raping Son, 15, Nightly
Dad Arrested For Leaving Baby In Car While Visiting Strip Club
Woman Left With Broken Jaw, Eye Socket After Rejecting Man’s Advances
Russell Brand: Why I Put A Barbie In My Rectum
Russell Brand: I Hired A Sex Team To Find Girls
Australian Virgins To Be Auctioned Off On Reality Show
Sexting Teacher Sent Nude Pictures To Students, Police Say
School Snapped Photos Of Students ‘Half-Dressed,’ In Bed Via Webcams
Bombshell Talks ‘Colored Friends,’ Unveils Vagina Tattoo
Iranian Cleric Defends ‘Boobquake’ Theory
Man Convicted For Shooting Himself In Groin
Woman Swaps Sex With 10-Year-Old Girl For Cocaine
Teen Sold 7-Year-Old Sister For Sex At Party
Man Sold Son Online After Splitting With Boy’s Mother
Mother Dumped Newborn In Trash, Went To Party
Denver Mother Allegedly Pimped Her Daughters In Exchange For Drugs
Manhattan Beach Man Allegedly Tried To Buy Boys’ Urine
Cheerleaders Poured URINE In Teammates’ Drinks
Jessica Simpson Talks Drinking Cow Urine
SEC Officials Surfing Porn During Financial Crisis, Report Finds
Online Porn Stats That Will Make Your Head Spin
Catholic Leader Says Woman Should Die With Her Fetus — When Did Woman-Hating Go Mainstream?
15 Men, Women To Be Jailed, Flogged For Mingling At Party In Saudi Arabia
First Monogamous Frogs Discovered — Find Out The Reason They Are Faithful
New Discoveries Suggest That Sexual Objectification Is More Damaging to Women Than You Might Think
Meet The World’s First Legally Genderless Person
Restaurant Encourages Customers To Have Sex In Its Bathrooms
China Blames Social Problems On Sexual Frustration
16-Year-Old Turkish Girl Buried Alive For Talking To Boys
Brothel Owner Accused Of Offering Cash, Free Sex To Cop
Breakthrough: Scientists Discover Men Produce 1500 Sperm Per Second
Scientists create ‘artificial life’
First Self-Replicating Creature Spawned In Life Simulator
Miley Cyrus: My Boyfriend & I Are Deeper Than Normal People
Where did all the angry young women go?
hava a banana – foto by Smith