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Do not try this at home


Wanted – foto Smith

As far as my life story goes, which is now on sale near and far for only $20, I have to emphasize what they say on TV just before showing you some totally stupid jackass stunt that gets somebody hurt or something broken– DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

I should be dead a dozen times over. I’m only alive due to good genes, good health, fast reflexes and a LOT of real good luck. Both Lady and Mother Dwarf say I’m still here only because I amuse reality.

How I lived got me to a me I’m beginning to be comfortable with. Much of it was the wrong way down one-way streets, sometimes very fast.

I would not recommend my life path to anyone, neither friend nor foe — it cost a lot inside and out, and I know I wounded others.

Be that as it may, “Stations of the Lost & Found – a true tale of armed robbery, stolen cars, outsider art, mutant poetry, underground publishing, robbing the cradle and leaving the country” by Smith & Lady is available for $19.99 + shipping and handling at createspace.com/3903652.

In two weeks we’ll have a box of them to sell to interested folk in the area. We only ordered 30 as a trial run with maybe 20 for sale for $20. If these start to sell, we’ll order more (I have a big ego, but a small budget).

If it must be mailed or time is a factor, it’s best you order through CreateSpace. We’ll be setting up local and likely unlocal readings to sell as well.

The book is 364 pages, 5.06″ x 7.81″






metamorphosis – foto Smith

2 Responses to “Do not try this at home”

  1. chris says:

    Congrats.. I know there have been long years of work that have gone into writing and editing the book…

    I’m eager to get 2 copies.. so will do so by Check I suppose.

    Which way do you get the most money.. purchasing directly thry you or through createspace..com ?

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