my gal is red hot
Conversation with Wife 35
I’m going to bill the webbots to read me.
“What, charge them some electrons?”
Yeah, I’ll say gimme some valence!
“We need sugar, bread, milk.”
Wonder what the offspring of sugar bred milk
would look like?
“I’m addicted to caffeine.”
I’m addicted to cowffeine.
“It makes you MOOOOOve.”
“Paramour is such a strange word.”
I like the single mour rather than a pair a mours
a single lell rather than a pair a lells
a single mount rather than a pair a mounts
a single dice rather than a pair a dice.
How was your 3 mile run?
“I’m weak.”
I’m weekend.
“We’ll have to strengthen you.”
“Where’s my lipstick?”
In my pants?
“I really like Aldi’s.”
I only like some d’s….
small d’s are okay,
but I don’t trust the capital D’s.
Do you think canvas was invented in Kansas?
“No.”
Sure would take a lot to canvas a neighborhood.
“I love pirates.”
If a loan had 3.14% interest, it’d be a pirate.
“Wonder what the origin of the word meat is?”
Some cavemen, after he’d eaten his beastie
said, “Me ate.”
“Sounds like pneumonia.”
More like oldmonia, me being 71 and all.
“We’re quite a pair.”
I’m more apple.
“I’m glad you have a sense of humor.”
I have fifty cents of humor.
Thank you. We’ll be here all week.
– Smith, 8.8.2017
I ear you