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...and they lived happily ever after. Smith & Lady: poets, artists & urban adventurers.
Our relationship was forged to the soundtrack of Yoko Ono's magic,
frenetic, angst-laden hit, "Walking On Thin Ice." ( play song )
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Archive for the ‘Conversations’ Category
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
“I dreamt about Buddha Cat last night. ‘I am everywhere,’ she said. ‘I am an observer.’ The color brown, the dharmic number nine were in my dream. Then Mandy woke me up by walking across my back.”
What does ‘nine’ signify?
“According to Wikipedia, there are thirteen contemplations for attaining birth in the Pure Land. #9 is the contemplation of Amitabha Buddha. There are also nine levels of birth. #9 is the lowest level of the lowest grade.”
“Aha… Buddha Cat’s in your lap again.”
That’s the third time Mandy’s sat in my lap today. Probably because I recognized her Buddha nature, after you told me.
But can she be Buddha if she’s focused on her stomach all the time?
“I think Buddha’s OK with eating. Buddha’s down to Earth. Just look at him. He’s got a big Buddha belly.”
One think I don’t like about Buddha is he left his wife and family. Just walked off. Abandoned them. How can you assume higher levels of consciousness when you abandon lower levels of responsibility?
“Aren’t there always lower spheres of consideration?”
I think responsibility to your family is a higher consideration in a lower world. He just abandoned his family.
“So even the greatest humanitarians have the greatest faults.”
They all seem to sacrifice responsibility for those closest to them to responsibility for the greatest number. Including Gandhi.
“Really, Gandhi did?”
Yeah, his family suffered. When you’re a world figure, those close to you tend to suffer more.
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“Any more thoughts on the topic of Buddha Cat?”
Well, my groin is warm this cold morning thanks to the Buddha Lap Cat. Buddha cat, Buddha Kitty, Buddha Buddha, yeah. Camp town races all day long, o dudah day.
Smith & Lady
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Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
‘We need to get some more money to travel.’
We have a problem here: our little kitty cat.
‘We’ll kill her. We’ll eat her. Some tribespeople used to eat their enemies to absorb desired traits.’
They used to eat their hearts for courage. I get to eat her purr. No, I’m going to put her purr in my pocket so I can take it out and listen to it when I need it.
Whaddaya think, my pretty little kitty cat?
‘Whaddaya think!?! We were talking about eating her.’
Whaddaya think, my tasty, tender little kitty cat?
Remember your cat, 3PO? He wouldn’t travel with us, so I told you we’d kill him and eat him so we could take him with us. But we’d start with his tail, so that he could join the meal and be part of the consumption.
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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009
According to the initial news report, Tiger Woods crashed his car, lacerating his face. It was a 27 mph accident while leaving his driveway, and his wife rescued him by taking a golf club and smashing out the rear window of the car.
And as soon as I read that, I said, ‘Bullshit.’ It does not add up.
Now, a week later, it turns out Tiger’s got two or three mistresses, and his wife found out, and she wasn’t rescuing him, he was escaping from her wrath.
So the unblemished Tiger Woods has finally been marred. Whch is cool. He’s human. Just because he’s the richest athlete in the world doesn’t mean he can’t be human.
. . .
Did you ever watch Family Ties, the TV Show?
“I don’t think so. Is that the one with Michael J. Fox?”
I think so. Anyways, the mother on the show has admitted she’s gay.
“Uh huh. Why does that interest you?”
One of TV’s perfect mothers is not heterosexual.
“Not to imply that being hetersexual is being perfect, or homosexual imperfect.”
I don’t care if she’s gay or not. People have to find their own happiness. I just wonder why she waited so long to mention it. What happened in her own life that she should mention it now?
. . .
In other news, Karl Rove approves of Obama’s Afghanistan policy. So now we know it’s wrong.
. . .
“I do remember you saying bullshit about the Tiger Woods thing.”
Oh, as soon as I read it I said, “Bullshit.” It didn’t add up.
None of it adds up. There’s no logic in there. I mean, think about it. It’s 2:30 in the morning. Your husband gets in the car, drives down the driveway at 27 mph…
“That’s pretty fast actually.”
In a driveway that’s pretty fast… and crashes at the end of the driveway. So his wife says, “Well, I think I’ll grab this golf club and go back there and rescue him.”
How much damage can be caused at 27mph anyways? The facts do not flow.
The police tried to interview him three times. And he refused three times. So you know what they did? They gave him a hundred sixty dollar fine. If you’re gonna lie, at least make it believable.
Smith & Lady
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Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
being there - foto by smith
jesus crisis is putting up an online library of living poets. he mentioned he wanted to add some of my poems, and a person who has trouble with my existence commented she’d rather have him add dr seuss instead cuz she liked him more than steven b. smith.
lady took offense and left this comment on the critic’s comment.
Dr. Seuss sent me to school,
Steven B. Smith picked me up after class
where we smoked some grass
and did some low class
down town get down
the critic came back saying i was an old coot whose poetry made no sense at all unless one were on massive amounts of drugs.
this is my first time getting called an old coot. seems i should get a certificate or something.
lady came back with:
This is all very interesting to me. I prefer to not say bad things about people (except the government) because I don’t see any use in it. I’ll offer my opinion on things, but I don’t have the intent of hurting or dividing. So I probably come off as obsequious for this reason. Why would I bother to comment or read this if I didn’t like it? I’m all for freedom of expression but I recommend a good dose of common sense.
However I will and I do “get back” at digs. & I love digging into open cans of worms.
Smith is the best poet I’ve come across, and he dares to be aware in a stiflingly square world. He is his own boss. That’s why I hunted him down and married him. He is a lightning rod for controversy yet he refuses to explain himself, maintaining a gated dignity of sorts. But taste is highly subjective, so to each her own. Ironic that you would use Seuss as a kind of counter example, because I admire both - perhaps I like Seuss as much as Smith - I think Smith is more of an “after school special.”
“I actually do think about what people say,” Smith tells me, “but you know, Lady, you can never convert people.”
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this whole diatribe and discussion can be seen at http://crisisblog.crisischronicles.com/2008/08/21/frustration-and-elation.aspx#Comment
i suspect i’ve had unpleasantness with this person before. i was attacked and vilified by someone with the same name and writing style for something i had nothing to do with. but i’ll leave the story of that nastiness for another time.
fallen flowers - foto by smith
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Friday, July 18th, 2008
Red Smith - Photo by Lady
I feel left behind on our couch. I look through the doorway into the kitchen. Vague shadows shift from around the corner, assemble themselves into Smith, who manifests in the doorway, holding a half avocado skin. “You know what this is?”
”Avocado skin?”
”Ash tray,” he states. I laugh. “Excellent!”
He walks to the kitchen, sits down on his nylon rope chair, lights half a joint, cradles the avocado skin in his left hand. He looks aimless. I wonder, Why is he sitting out there rather than in here, with me? I want to know every quantum instant of his thinking process.
”I can see you looking through space at the door but I can see you’re not seeing the door,” Smith says, “so I need a way to see what you see inside. I’m gonna have little revolving mirrors installed all inside your head. They’ll twist and turn so I can catch your thoughts. Then I’ll have to have a little antennae come off the top of your skull to transmit the thought image to me.”
”Why you so interested?”
”We spend so much time together, we’re a collaborative team. I need to know your thoughts, your dreams, your schemes, your themes.”
”Well I’m glad I’m also of such infinite interest to you.”
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Thursday, June 19th, 2008
IT TAKES SEVEN YEARS TO REACH THE FIRST STAGE OF MUTANTHOOD
You’re gonna be different when you go back to Cleveland
because you’ve put a lot of odd substances into your body
that you didn’t before
“Are you saying that I’m mutating?”
Well, the body replaces every cell every seven years.
In the last three years with me, you’ve put a lot
of new stuff in your body, so you’re 47 percent on
the way to mutanthood.
“It takes seven years to be a mutant?”
It takes seven years to reach the first Stage of mutanthood.
I’m 62 divided by 7 equals 8.86
Now, my first seven years on this Earth
was my original body,
so I am on my eighth regeneration, right now.
And, each one of those regenerations
has been odder and odder
I used to be a sea odder
I have fueled my mutanthood
with odd thoughts, film noir
pulp fiction,
titty books and religion…
You’re in a seven year apprenticeship
to weirdness.
you’re stuck. because if you leave
before the seven years, you don’t reach
mutanthood, but you can never go back
to what you were, so
you’re like this broken,
twisted thing.
You have to complete your mutant apprenticeship.
I am alpha mutant. You are grasshopper mutant.
After seven years is up, you will be
mutant mutant.
At which point, you can go off on your own
mutant weirdness,
or you can sign up for another seven year contract,
of mutant mysteries,
revealed.
“I’ll opt in early.”
Sounds good, but be forewarned
cuz mutanthood is lonely.
It’s a lonely life.
You’re constantly surrounded
by the less strange.
smith n lady
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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
In the ole days
I woulda been a tracker,
kinda guy that’d stop and say,
“There’s been three pigeons
passing by. Two of ‘um farted
and it’ll rain in 5 minutes.”
I’m a scout now anyways.
All I know is I don’t belong
today, with you people.
Trouble is, I didn’t belong
with anybody who went *before*,
either. So what the fuck
am I doing here?
“It’s a long apprenticeship
to be a wise, old man, eh?”
Well, I’m getting the old
but they forgot to deliver
the wise. Tho I am a wise
ass, a wise acre, and I
tell wise lies.
I’m a sloppy individual.
Cockroaches used to call me
the “Great Crumbmaker.”
“There are all kinds of scams
with all kinds of names. Like
the scam of altruism.”
You can make a buck in Altruism.
“The scams all have one thing
in common: they require FAITH.
Someone’s gonna show you
the Way to Enlightenment.”
If you meet your Smith on the Road,
give him a Joint.
“All we are is chimpanzees with
regulations.”
Speak for yourself. I’m a mutant.
I don’t have this problem with
chimpanzees you seem to have
stuck in your peanut pocket.
Now, why’s this satisfying? Why
is this conversation making me
laugh in appreciation? What is it
that gives laughter an evolutionary
advantage?
“I know why you’re laughing. You’re
laughing because you have a soul.
They say rats laugh, you know.”
So rats have souls? I wanna meet
one of them Soul Rats. We could get down,
do the cheese and booger boogie…
smith n lady
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Saturday, April 5th, 2008
| My gel pen won’t write well. It’s too thick. The ink sticks. It’s not continous. I much prefer Bic Blue.
“Bic Blue? Why not Bic Black?” Smith asks.
“No, Bic Black won’t work. I tried it. Gotta do Bic Blue. Nothing like Bic Blue.”
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Outside past twilight and the mascot bird above us–that’s what they call pets here in Mexico, mascots–the bird utters a subdued muttered “tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk.”
Smith says he’s reporting to Bird Base.
“Oh yeah?”
“Yes. Sometimes with my increasing understanding of their Reality, they let me lift up the curtain, take a peek at their hand.”
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We walk through the park on our street. Everyone warns us to stay away from the park after dark. It’s dusk now. The benches are strewn with hot young blood wrapped around hot young blood.
Smith says, “We don’t have to be wary in the park. There are lovers there now. Later there will be robbers. Usually when there’re lovers, there’re no robbers. But at some point they gotta mingle, lovers rubbing up against robbers.”
“I wonder if the robbers are lovers?”
“They don’t have to be mutually exclusive, do they.”
“Reminds me of an Escher print, where fish turn to birds.”
“Those are bird fish. Those are common.”
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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
THINGS SMITH TELLS ME LATELY
I too went thru the test transportation devices. After Vincent Price, but before Jeff Goldbloom. Only my mistake was I took a pocket mirror. So I intercombined with images of myself and myself. That’s where my three face pictures come from. My head just blurps into triplicate from inner reflection.
“Alpha Mutant Megalomaniac!”
Yes, you called?
* * *
It’s hard to trim my nose.
I cross my eyes
and see two of them,
and I do the wrong one.
* * *
Wanna play with my penisauris? I try to let it out to play as often as possible.
“Is it from Pennsylvania?”
Yes, a free roaming penisaurus from Pennsylvania where the penis and the cuntalope play.
* * *
I had two brown sports coats. The inner lining on both had worn away. So I took the linings out, turned one coat jacket inside out, then sewed them together, one inside the other. So it was the same jacket inside and out.
I was telling Joe Veccio I was gonna rob a bank in my brown jacket, and I was gonna rush outside the door, whip off my jacket, turn it inside out, and put it back on. Then the cops would run out of the bank cuz they wouldn’t recognize me, so I’d just saunter along in my identical jackets.
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Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

boy moon fly - weathered child’s collage in indigenous village
We just came back from two days in the mountains picking coffee with an indigenous family. I’d never seen a coffee tree and suddenly I found myself in their midst. And vanilla vines, which grow on coffee trees. And many other wundruss food plants and trees. Horses and burros. People dressed in traditional clothes and the smell of wood and cobblestone streets or mud streets loaded with piles of transportation animal dung. Hawks that congregate on a tall dead tree at twilight, stark black hulks against blue mountain and fading sky. At night, all the stars. When I got up in the middle of the night to take a shit, I saw the big dipper from the toilet window. From my compromised animal position I could contemplate the cosmos.
The roosters crow at 4:30. At dawn I stared out the bathroom window to banana trees, more coffee trees growing down the side of the mountain. A red dirt path, and two workers hiking up it already and this is dawn, an hour after the roosters.

stone and surface for grinding corn and other kitchen ware
Our hosts hold their bodies to rake the coffee cherries off the branch and hit the jackpot basket hanging from their chests ching ching ching efficient not a bounce from brow to ground.
Later in the day Elvira and I work together, further from Smith and Tomas. She’s a head shorter than I am, but she bends strong trees down so I can grab them and pick them. I pick them, she picks others, and she picks my brain, too.
“How are you and Smith together? Are you happy?”
“Very happy.”
“How long do you want to live here?”
“At least a year. Smith says longer.”
“Do you have a house in Ohio?”
“No. We don’t have a home.”

cat at the traditional oven
“Did you stay with your mama?”
“No. I had an apartment, and then I moved in with Smith.”
“Did you study poetry?”
“No. I worked with computers. I studied engineering.”
“Did Smith study poetry?”
“No. English and philosophy.”
“Oh, he’s a philosopher?”
“Yes.”
“Do you share the same philosophy?”
“Yes. We believe life is most important. That we need to make happiness now.”
“Do you work now?”
“Sort of. We hope we’ll make money later with the book we’re writing. And we do art too.”

pack-smith
Walking back home, Elvira asks me, “Is this your art?”
“Being here?”
“Si.”
“Sure. Smith says all of life can be art.”
We watch Smith disappear up the road. He carries a bag on his back, secured to his head with a strap.
Elvira asks, “How many pesos kilos do you have free?”
“What?” I have no idea what she’s asking. Maybe she wants to know how much money I have.
“You see this?” She points to my purse. “How many kilos is this?”
“Probably two.”
“How many pesos do you have free?” and she gestures at my body.
“I’m guessing less than 75.”
“75! Wow.”
“Well, I don’t know. I usually use another method of measurement, not kilos. We use pounds. There are two pounds to a kilo.”
I think about how little I eat compared to Tomas and Elvira. They eat probably twice as much, but they also work three times as much. They’re small people.

modern art - child’s drawing in indigenous village, subjected to weather on outside wall
I got bug bit. Wrote our friend Mad Max, “Fun work, but twenty of the little fvckers got me.”
He wrote back: “Mosquito bites are not good. Tell me more about this village. Is it up in the mountains or down in the more jungley part? If it’s where I think it is, up in the mountains, it’s O.K. but if you go down into the the more humid and jungle like parts you need to see a Doctor and get some prophylactic malaria shots before you hang out in that climate.”
Tropical diseases could be some kind of haute couture fad. I imagine Angelina Jolie in khaki, limp and alluring in a sweaty tropical fever under gauzy mosquito net. Or we could set up diarrhea clinics for fat celebrities so they could lose all that extra weight - very quickly. Serve them smoothies with an extra special ingredient, bacteria a la mode.

art made by children
When what you read becomes real, that’s adventure. That’s a traveling life. This past couple days experience has fertilized my brain. I was worrying that I don’t think as much, or as deeply as I used to. I worried that it’s because I’m smoking too much grass, or I’m not in the real working world any longer so my brain has slackened, or that it’s because I no longer have solitude because Smith is my constant companion, my constant silver lining. Though I’d always yearned for a companion like Smith, I used to have cathedrals of thought that I’d built in my fortress of solitude. I had ornate recursion, mania, obsession, brainstorms, vistas. Rabid focus on the future.
Now I have the eternal Now, a big eyeball. An entirely different perspective. A me who I’m surprised to be. And I have an articulateness, a maturity. I remember the old cathedrals were really labyrinths of madness. I have a thinning of think, but it’s a refinement.

“Malaria” - my latest art piece
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