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sex shop graphic – foto by smith

i’ve been collecting subject lines from the endless spam emails i get telling me how small my penis is. the interest of these strangers in the state of my genitalia seems a wee bit unseemly to me, perhaps even seedy, sorry, shady, slick and sick.

99% of spam emails pertain to penis size, fake rolexes, bad stock tips, instant riches, effortless weight loss, illegal pharmaceuticals, gambling, getting laid, porn, phishing – all symptoms of folk’s weaker, darker side . . . the greedy feeding on the needy.

these samples are sordid – but not without humor, and the odd implication:

Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!
Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well
How BIG can I get?
Bigger then Its better
Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you’ll feel it!
Conquer your uncertainty about your male power!
12 Inches ain’t so bad
True masculinity is impossible without a substantial volume of male meat
3 extra on your willy ?
You’ll be No.1 in her heart, when you increase you dic’k
As your dic’k gets larger, no woman will say “no”
Length and thickness will give you more power
Hottest sluts admit, that larger dicks taste much better…
Beat her womb with your giant
There are no losers among the possessors of long dic’ks
Step on the road leading to success in bed
In a few months you will be a new, more s’e_xual man
get her into bed today
Nothing will make you more self-confident, than a bigger dic’k!
Begin a campaign against your s’e_xual imperfection!
Why be an average guy any longer
The greatest gift for your woman will be your new big shaft!
How to feed your trouser snake to boost its growth?
Add some more male meat to your package!

whatever happened to that old blues number, It Ain’t The Meat, It’s The Motion?

or my own version – it ain’t the meat, it’s the emotion.


sex shop graphici – foto by smith

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