the flat earth whore of babylon

the republican ticket – foto by smith

Voted for my first time in my 62 year life a couple weeks ago. Now I’m voting again. Double dipping. As they say, vote early and vote often. We wrote in Obama’s name on our original forms we mailed in, but they sent us an actual ballot so we voted again.

Maybe my two votes will help counterbalance the idiocy of the Ohio county I’m voting in – Lake County. It consists of creationist conservative republicans who worship the Sarah Palin whore of flat-earth Babylon that brain-dead McCain keeps pimping.

That woman’s mouth is so slick with lies I’m surprised her nose ain’t five miles long by now. We need to insert Pinocchio DNA into all politicians so their noses will grow when they lie. Most of Congress’s noses would be so long by now they could sniff their lies in Alaska while lying through their speeches in Washington DC.

Read the latest Sarah Palin news? She’s been caught lying on her expense account – seems she’s been charging Alaska to fly her three daughters around with her to various political events – overspent tens of thousands of dollars so far.

Not only did she illegally have the state of Alaska pay for her daughters travel, food and lodging, but after she was caught, she went back and altered her original expense reports to specify that the daughters were on official business. She insists her daughters are covered because they were invited to the events, while the event organizers say they were shocked to see the daughters show up.

If “Liar Liar Pants On Fire” were true, Sarah Palin would have one hot crotch.

And the RNC is tarting up their attack whore. . .

“The Republican Party has spent $150,000 in upmarket designer stores on dressing Sarah Palin for the part of vice-president.

“Over the month of September, more than $75,000 was spent in a single shopping spree at Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, and $50,000 in forays into Saks Fifth Avenue in New York and St Louis, on a procession of neat little waisted jackets, pencil skirts, killer boots and patent heels that have enabled Ms Palin to appear in at least one, and sometimes two or three, new outfits a day.

“The party also spent nearly $5,000 on hair and makeup.

“Another $5,000 was spent at Atelier, a classy men’s boutique, suggesting that Ms Palin’s husband Todd, jocularly known in Alaska as the First Dude, may also have come in for some sprucing up.”

from http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4991288.ece

Wow, how can you spend $150,000 on clothes and still come up looking so tacky and cheap?

Sarah Palin is something else – she’s as honest as Vice-Dick Cheney, as sensitive as Vice-Dick Cheney, as trustworthy as Vice-Dick Cheney. For her friend’s sake, I hope she’s a better shot than Vice-Dick Cheney.

liar – original foto before manipulation: (REUTERS/Jim Bourg)