clown from outer space

you to – foto by Smith

An especially good collection of this past week’s absurd, surreal, sad and shallow headlines from mainstream and alternative media . . .

Loving Couple Forced To Divorce To Save Money

“Hell Is Eternal, Just Like Your Marriage Is Supposed To Be”

IJustMadeLove.com: Tell The World Where, How You Had Sex

7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You In The Hospital

Bizarre iPhone App Simulates Looking Up Girls’ Skirts

British Reality Star Shows Her Nipples

Marge Simpson in Playboy: What ‘toon do YOU want to see naked next?

Women Are Unhappy? And You’re Surprised?

Girls sell sex in Hong Kong to earn shopping money

Interracial Couple Denied Marriage License By Louisiana Judge

Iran Cleric: “God’s Fury” Will Be Unleashed If Female Governors Allowed

Brazilian TV Host Who ‘Ordered Murders To Boost Ratings’ Turns Himself In

Limbaugh Put His “Testicles In A Blind Trust” For Bush

Dick Cheney: Screw the Law

Democrat Rep. Tells GOP Rep. To “Stick It Up Your Ass”

“Kill Obama” Painted On Phoenix-Area Campaign Signs

Boehner On Hate Crimes: Sexual Orientation Is A Choice, Religion Isn’t

“Jesus Christ” Lizard Walks On Water

Mustachioed Men Make More Money

Elvis Presley’s Hair To Be Auctioned For Expected $12,000

Elvis Presley’s fingerprints to be auctioned

Reading dog inspires students

Invisible dogs prowl NY streets

Pythons, iguanas go on attack in suburbs

Heating Plant BURNS BUNNIES For Fuel

Vegetarian Spider Discovered

The lost golf balls of Loch Ness

Fake quake to shake state

Universe To End Sooner Than Thought

The clown from outer space returns

And no, “the clown from outer space” isn’t me – I’m the clown from inner space.

substitute – foto by Smith