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...and they lived happily ever after. Smith & Lady: poets, artists, photographers & adventurers.
Our relationship was forged to the soundtrack of Yoko Ono's magic,
frenetic, love-laden song, "Walking On Thin Ice." ( play song )


Lenny Bruce Land – foto by Smith



What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Patting yourself on the back.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get revenge for the road crossing him.


Knock not.
Who’s there?
Not the world, knocked much longer


What’s purple, really angry, and you’d better stay out of its way?
The grape of wrath.


What do you call an honest cop?


Persian abortion:
Stuff snake up snatch, turn mongoose loose.


What should you do if you see a drowning banker?
Toss him a hundred pound bag of pennies.


Why is the sound of one gland collapsing?
What the right gland giveth, the wrong gland taketh awry.


rose colored glasses – foto by Smith

2 Responses to “jokerman”

  1. chris/ runewarrior says:

    love the last three especially…

  2. Jack McGuane says:

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?


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