Lenny Bruce Land – foto by Smith
Jokesmith
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Patting yourself on the back.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get revenge for the road crossing him.
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Knock not.
Who’s there?
Not the world, knocked much longer
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What’s purple, really angry, and you’d better stay out of its way?
The grape of wrath.
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What do you call an honest cop?
Mythological.
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Persian abortion:
Stuff snake up snatch, turn mongoose loose.
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What should you do if you see a drowning banker?
Toss him a hundred pound bag of pennies.
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Why is the sound of one gland collapsing?
What the right gland giveth, the wrong gland taketh awry.
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rose colored glasses – foto by Smith
love the last three especially…
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Masterbation