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Saturday Nights

“My head hurts.”

Due to the alcohol?


You’re drinkin wrong. There’s systems. You drink a bunch, and then you quit; there’s a bunch of time before you go to bed; so you hurt.

The ideal system is to figure out how long between starting to drink and going to bed there is. And then drink small amounts steadily at regular intervals during that period.

But this wouldn’t work for you because you like the “happy drunk” high. You start early, keep drinking too much, stop, pain… bed… feel bad next day. The ideal way to do it for you is to start drinking late, get feeling really good, and go to bed before the pain hits.

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