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sex, perversion, body parts, beastiality, bumping uglies


a girl’s number – foto by Smith

I’ve got multitudes of serious things to blog about, but they take thought — thinking, writing, analyzing, perspective, common-sense to do correctly — and I’m limited right now in all the above.

So I’ll blog my collection of sex and body parts and body function and functionless parts headlines I’ve harvested hese past few months because such blogs are easy and sleazy and seem to attract readers. See I have no trouble skumming along the slime-pool bottom of our instant gratification and worship of surface flesh instead of the moral whole human hiding within the skin.

In fact these blogs do say something – for example, why is the size of someone’s breasts news when BP is killing off everything in the Gulf of Mexico and Israel is killing off women and children who disagree with their apartheid policies and the corporations are stealing everything they can get their hands on and the banks are snorting the rest?

We’re a bunch of sick fucks, so this one’s for all of us.

Please excuse the intelligent implied subtext underlying my selections and juxtapositionings: I can’t help myself from trying to make points, from exposing the surreal silliness of our is versus the possibilities of an am where we don’t worship the surface, where we actually divine the depths of each other, where we listen and think rather than watch and drool.

So get out your Vaseline and KY lubricant jelly and read on.

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Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar

Booty Pop – the panties that make your booty pop

Hey God, Is That You In My Underpants?

Menstrual Cups, Lunapads, and Other Ways To Have a Greener Period

Electric Razor And Vibrator Combo

Sharon Osbourne To Remove Breast Implants, Give Them To Ozzy

Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding

Woman Rips Off Man’s Testicle

iBalls: Now Your iPhone Can Grow A Pair

Who Has The Best Behind In Hollywood?

Did The Kennedy Brothers Have Sex Parties With Marilyn Monroe?

Neanderthal Shell Discovery Shows Cavemen Wore Makeup

Bestiality Tourist Stephen Clarke Charged With Lying On Visa After Sex With Dogs

How Christian Moralizing Drives Kids to Dangerous Sex

Couple CHEERED After Having Ballpark Bathroom Sex

Sex For Sleep?

Nicolas Cage: I Only Eat Animals That Have Dignified Sex

Women Have Lots of Casual Sex — Get Over It

Snow Makes Brits Flock To Adultery Website

The Kardashian Women Talk Periods & Vaginas

Police Ordered To Crack Down On Boobs At Saints Parade

Amanda Seyfried Explains Her ‘Vagina’ Tattoo

Kathy Griffin Filming Poolside Pap Smear, Shows Off Vagina Bedazzling

Fox on Sex: Vajazzling: Do You Dare to Decorate Down There?

Kathy Griffin Keeps Talking About Her Sparkly Vagina

OKCupid Dating Site Hiding Good-Looking People From Less Attractive Users

Dating Site Launches Online Sperm Bank For ‘Beautiful People’ Only

The Bra Turns 100 Years Old

Penis-Shaped Rockets Welcome May Rains For Farmers In Thailand

Woman Charged With Stabbing Man Through The Eye With Stiletto Heel

Man sold wife for sex on Craig’s List

Are Facebook Users Sex Obsessed? Survey Suggests It’s So

Woman Convicted Of Setting Bikini Dancer Ablaze

SHOWDOWN: The Naked Cowboy Rassles With Naked Cowgirl

Justin Long: I Love Performing Oral Sex

Susan Sarandon Vomited On By A Transsexual

Thumb Fuckers – The idiocy of text-message adultery

528-Pound Woman Gives Birth In Romania

Teenage Girls Reportedly Rip Baby From Mother’s Womb

Naked Woman Steals Two Cars, Including Police Car, Leads Officers On WILD Chase

Christina Aguilera’s Crotch Lights Up The MTV Awards

Cameron Diaz: ‘I’m Always Traveling For Cock’

Kate Hudson Shows Off Reported New Breasts

Media And The Sexualization Of Children

After Cutting Little Girls’ Clitorises, Ivy League Doctor Tests Handiwork With a Vibrator

Kim Kardashian Poses With Cleavage, Manhandles Kitten

Why are breasts getting bigger?

Miami Magazine Runs Penis Shadow Ad

The Fucking Party Celebrates Creative Cursewords

Cryogenic Foundation Is Stealing Dead Relative’s Head

Girl’s Cell Phone Loaded With Hardcore Porn After ‘Repairs’

Porn Virus Publishes Web History Of Victims On The Net–Unless They Pay

Jamie Foxx Avoids Grabbing Halle Berry’s Butt

Andy Cohen Grabs A Handful Of Kelly Ripa’s Behind

Blame the victim: Religious leaflet claims ‘ungodly’ dressed women provoke rape

Iranian Youths Arrested For ‘Lustful Pleasure Seeking’

Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes

British Woman Arrested In Dubai For Illegal Sex After Reporting Rape

Tourist Couple Jailed For Kissing In Dubai

Nebraska Mom, 41, Arrested And Accused Of Raping Son, 15, Nightly

Dad Arrested For Leaving Baby In Car While Visiting Strip Club

Woman Left With Broken Jaw, Eye Socket After Rejecting Man’s Advances

Russell Brand: Why I Put A Barbie In My Rectum

Russell Brand: I Hired A Sex Team To Find Girls

Australian Virgins To Be Auctioned Off On Reality Show

Sexting Teacher Sent Nude Pictures To Students, Police Say

School Snapped Photos Of Students ‘Half-Dressed,’ In Bed Via Webcams

Bombshell Talks ‘Colored Friends,’ Unveils Vagina Tattoo

Iranian Cleric Defends ‘Boobquake’ Theory

Man Convicted For Shooting Himself In Groin

Woman Swaps Sex With 10-Year-Old Girl For Cocaine

Teen Sold 7-Year-Old Sister For Sex At Party

Man Sold Son Online After Splitting With Boy’s Mother

Mother Dumped Newborn In Trash, Went To Party

Denver Mother Allegedly Pimped Her Daughters In Exchange For Drugs

Manhattan Beach Man Allegedly Tried To Buy Boys’ Urine

Cheerleaders Poured URINE In Teammates’ Drinks

Jessica Simpson Talks Drinking Cow Urine

SEC Officials Surfing Porn During Financial Crisis, Report Finds

Online Porn Stats That Will Make Your Head Spin

Catholic Leader Says Woman Should Die With Her Fetus — When Did Woman-Hating Go Mainstream?

15 Men, Women To Be Jailed, Flogged For Mingling At Party In Saudi Arabia

First Monogamous Frogs Discovered — Find Out The Reason They Are Faithful

New Discoveries Suggest That Sexual Objectification Is More Damaging to Women Than You Might Think

Meet The World’s First Legally Genderless Person

Restaurant Encourages Customers To Have Sex In Its Bathrooms

China Blames Social Problems On Sexual Frustration

16-Year-Old Turkish Girl Buried Alive For Talking To Boys

Brothel Owner Accused Of Offering Cash, Free Sex To Cop

Breakthrough: Scientists Discover Men Produce 1500 Sperm Per Second

Scientists create ‘artificial life’

First Self-Replicating Creature Spawned In Life Simulator

Miley Cyrus: My Boyfriend & I Are Deeper Than Normal People

Where did all the angry young women go?


hava a banana – foto by Smith

3 Responses to “sex, perversion, body parts, beastiality, bumping uglies”

  1. chris/ runewarrior says:

    Several I love of course but a few I want to read out of curiosity…

    The adult breastfeeding one is curious
    the vagina tattoo sounds painful…
    Fb folks being over sexed is possibly on target…
    some of the female mutilation ones are disturbing. but have heard of them before…
    you are right we ate a weird bunch us humans

  2. Lady says:

    I like divining the depths of your minnows

  3. lady says:

    But that banana needs a leash. (Almost wrote, “leech.”)

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