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Archive for November, 2010

7 fotos in search of a narrative

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

this little pinkie – foto by Smith

Shot this at the all pink gas station. The owner came out and snarled at me for taking it, so that’s our first and last time buying gas from him.


braaaiiinnnnssssss – foto by Smith

Zombie offsprung, over next to the West Side Market


twins – foto by Smith

The Tea Party and the GOP.


best foot forward – foto by Smith

Put one foot in foot of the other, the other in front of the one.


Egyptian two step – foto by Smith

Sculpture by Cat Smith (1957-87); hair by Lady; leaf by Smith.


on vamp – foto by Smith

Kiss me, you fuel.


worm basket – foto by Smith

My brain for sale: like new, hardly used.

 

truth in shadow

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

sunshadow1 – foto by Smith

Truth in shadow
sun be blame
dark in window
not my aim
straight and narrow
to the core
not the error
anymore


sunshadow2 – foto by Smith

 

definitely not list less

Saturday, November 20th, 2010







definitely not list less – foto by Smith

 

black

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

Lady

 

brown

Friday, November 19th, 2010

 

west 25th thought collage

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Lady

 

masturbation mambo

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

silly – foto by Smith

Masturbation Mambo

Well you slip your hand on in
pulling light down low
and grip unzippered sin
do the masturbation mambo
add some lubricating cream
to massage the ole libido
dream a dreamy dream
and masturbate the mambo
oh you stroke it to the left
and you pull it to the right
as you’re thinking of the cleft
and squeezing real tight
you’re picking up the pace
roiling oil on the ego
in this fleshly race
of the masturbation mambo
you do the pants pant here
then the rub dub there
through empty air you spear
phantasmagoric hair
moaning lone and low in groan
of huffing puffing hump
your sex and you alone
in pre-climaxing clump
till bang you break the mold
in epileptic shudder
your inner outer load
that was meant for another
you play the music louder
make faster master go
in double dealing downer
doing masturbation mambo
so with hairy palm on gland
and blindness quickly coming
why don’t you give yourself a hand
and tug your central something


right & wrong – foto by Smith

 

mirror mirror on the wall who’s the biggest liar of all?

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

mirror mirror on the wall
who’s the biggest liar of all
foto by Smith

This today from TheOval.com:
When ABC’s Barbara Walters asked the former Alaska governor, “if you ran for president, could you beat Barack Obama?,” Palin replied: “I believe so.”

Oh Sarah, please run against Obama in 2012. That would be such a gift for the comedians and bloggers and would guarantee Obama wins again. You’re the gift that just keeps on giving. Please please please pretty please run. Oh, it’d be soooo delicious.

Here are the rest of my unused harvested Sarah Palin headlines that I’ve not posted because their nasty truth made me feel unclean after reading them. It’s good to get them off my computer – they were beginning to smell.

There are far too many to read, and only worth the time if you care about things like freedom, truth, morality, honor — or if you’re looking for a good belly laugh, or need to vomit, or are curious for a look at the slimy underbelly of the most hypocritical of the American forked-tongued scum.

In no particular odor:

Palin, O’Donnell Voters ‘Embracing Ignorance As A Virtue’

Sarah Palin Blames Environmentalists For Gulf Oil Disaster

Sarah Palin – “God doesn’t drive parked cars.”

Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck – “lipstick and dipstick”

Palin Compares Herself To Shakespeare, Asks Muslims To ‘Refudiate’ Mosque

Sarah Palin Slams ‘Impotent,’ ‘Limp’ Reporters

Sarah Palin the Sound and the Fury

A Grand Unified Theory of Palinisms – Why Sarah Palin says all those stupid and ridiculous things.

Sarah Palin: Disregard The ‘Made-Up Nonsense’

LISTEN To Sarah Palin Boost The Man Who Suggested BOMBING Mecca & Medina

Sarah Palin Endorses Op-Ed Comparing Obama To Hitler, Suggesting BP Escrow Fund Could Lead To Nazi-Like Dictatorship

Sarah Palin’s Legal Defense Fund Was Illegal, State Panel Finds – Palin To Return $390,000 In Donations

Twitter and the Cowardice of Sarah Palin

16-Year-Old Willow Palin Posts Homophobic Slurs

Palin “Desecrates” American Flag With Her Signature

Facebook DELETES Sarah Palin’s Post About Controversial Ground Zero Mosque

Bill Maher On Rand Paul: It’s As If Sarah Palin Made It Through Med School

Sarah Palin’s Facebook Scrubbing: The Comments She Doesn’t Want You To See

Palin slams those who knock her for an expensive speech at a near-broke college

Cash-Strapped College Writes HUGE Check To Sarah Palin – Sarah Palin Received $75k For 40 Minute Cal State Speech

Sarah Palin Event Gets Downgraded To Small Venue Due To Slow Ticket Sales

Sarah Palin’s Endorsement Woes Continue

Sarah Palin’s Ties To Malek, Nixon’s ‘Jew Counter’ Highlighted By Democrats

Georgia candidate paid nearly $100K to bring Palin to rally

Sarah Palin: As Unpopular as George W. Bush

Surprise! Alaskans Don’t Want Sarah Palin to be President

Sarah Palin’s Confusing Transgender Politics

New Palin Defense Fund: Complaints Against Previous Illegal Fund Just Part Of A ‘Massive Witch Hunt’

The Sarah Palin Strategy: Right-Wingers Only Talking to Other Right-Wingers

Sarah Palin: U.S. Law Should Be ‘Based On The God Of The Bible And The Ten Commandments’

Sarah Palin Has Raked In $12 Million-Plus Since Quitting Governorship

Bristol Palin Charging Up To $30,000 For Speeches

Olbermann Mocks Palin For ‘Stupidity’

Palin PAC Spends More On De-Icing Planes, Hotels Than On Candidates

GOP Strategist Questions Power Of Palin: ‘If Sarah Palin Endorsed Me I Would Be Too Embarrassed To Tell Anyone’

Sarah Palin’s Many Endorsement Fails

GOP Congressman To Sarah Palin: Get Out Of The Endorsement Business

Palin-Backed Candidate Accused Of Plagiarizing Obama’s 2004 Convention Speech

Palin-Endorsed Candidate Loses GOP Primary

Another Sarah Palin-Backed Candidate, Bites The Dust In Tennessee

Palin Speaking Contract Demands First-Class Travel, Pre-Screened Questions

Sarah Palin’s Show Is “A New All Time Low for Discovery”

‘SCARY’: Matthews Says Palin Could Win In 2012

Sarah Palin and the age of tweetalism

Palin the Obfuscator

Sarah Palin’s Fake Feminism

Sarah Palin Breast Implants?

More Alaskans Oppose Sarah Palin For President In 2012 Than Support Her

Sarah Palin’s Latest Facebook Lie

Underage Bristol Palin Spotted Partying It Up At 1Oak

NRA AND PALIN: LET THOSE ON NO-FLY LIST BUY GUNS

Sister Sledgehammer: Palin Takes Aim At Democratic Women

Sarah Palin’s New Low: Funeral Crasher

Palin’s ‘Stalker’ Journalist Neighbor Accuses Palins Of Stalking Him

Alaska Paper Warns Palin Biographer-Neighbor: Palin Has Right To Kill To Defend Property

New Sarah Palin Web Video Predicts ‘Mama Grizzlies’ And ‘Pink Elephants’ Will Take On Washington

Joe McGinniss Says Palin Unleashing ‘Hounds Of Hell,’ Using ‘Nazi’ Tactics

Sarah, Joe, and the beanstalk

Palin Endorses Raese In Pennsylvania — But He’s From West Virginia

Palin, Natural Gas Company Worked Together To Sell Alaska Pipeline

Palin: Oil Spill Proves We Were Right About ‘Drill, Baby, Drill

How Does Sarah Palin Make Millions While Saying Some of the Dumbest Things Imaginable?

Glenn Palin: The Monster That Will Haunt Your Dreams


the wicked witch of the north – foto by Smith

 

monopoly money

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

read if you dare, or if you care – foto by Smith

This blog is courtesy of Stone Ranger, my stained glass artist friend for the past 39 years. It is his comment on the U.S. Federal Reserve’s decision to print up an extra 600 billion dollars of unbacked bogus money.

If I printed fake dollars, it would be called counterfeiting and I’d be jailed; however when the government prints worthless dollars, they call it “quantitative easing” and pat themselves on the back.

The financial ministers of every country in the world (except ours) are telling the U.S. this is a very very bad very very stupid idea.

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As Mark Twain said, “History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme“.

The Fed has printed $600 billion in paper money
to give some juice to the economy
Is “Weimar” something we may see?
“Ask us later, we’re watching TV.”

From Wikipedia:
“In its 14 years, the Weimar Republic (1919 – 1933) was faced with numerous problems, including hyperinflation, political extremists on the left and the right … the reparations did damage Germany’s economy by discouraging market loans, which forced the Weimar government to finance its deficit by printing more money, causing rampant hyperinflation … and the political chaos may have caused a psychological imprint on Germans that could lead to extreme nationalism, later epitomized and exploited by Hitler.”

We live in dangerous times, and the wolves are circling the homestead…

{@|@}
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    V

– by Stone Ranger

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Here’s a news article addressing this: The World Says No to America’s Monopoly Money

Here are the first two paragraphs of the article:

“In a slap in the face heard around the globe, China’s state credit agency just publicly downgraded America’s credit rating, and questioned US leadership of the world’s economy.

“In an unprecedented rebuke, China scolded Washington for “deteriorating debt repayment capability,” predicting that Washington’s printing of billions in paper money (known as quantitative easing in financial argot) would be “fundamentally lowering the national solvency.” – by Eric Margolis


shadow smoke and mirrors – foto by Smith

 

night dreams life dreams hard to share

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

night dreams – foto by Smith

I’m starting to remember my surrealistic pillow dreams now that I’m not smoking. I think weed messes with short term memory buffers. Of course if that’s true, over these past 43 years I should have the longest short term memory gap in town (sounds like a country song title).

In this short ominous dark threatening dream of sudden violence, I’m in the abandoned basement of Alcatraz Prison with a bunch of dirty unwashed unshaven uncommunicative unfriendly raggedy dressed men. We sleep amidst the dirt and broken stones on the floor, each man in an almost room of broken down stone wall. The surroundings look like the post-industrial decay found in The City of Lost Children or Delicatessen or Micmacs (which oddly enough are all movies by the same director).

Most everyone else is doing strange things in dug pits and then filling them up with huge broken boulders; others are threading gigantic black ribbed tubing throughout the basement, while the rest are outside laying down long yellow marking lines on top of the water, rather like a chalk line outlining a corpse, only the area is humongous and square.

In the midst of this I’m trying to get my laptop to boot up and ask another if I can use his Ethernet cord to get online, but he acts like he can’t see me, can’t hear me. I inquire of the rest what’s going on and they ignore me. When I grab one and ask directly to his face, he stares at me in silence.

I get angry and go to one of the pits they’ve worked in and then filled with rock and I secretly lift all the boulders out and discover they’ve coated the bottom with an unnaturally bright glowing pink viscous gel that is sticky to the touch and which I slightly sink into when I stand on it.

I fill the pit back in and confront them, demanding to know what’s going on and they just look at each other in silence until one presses a button and there’s a sudden WHOOOOSH and the black tubing starts filling with air, whipping dangerously about as it starts squeezing the building at its base tighter and tighter until it picks the entire prison up, jerks it through the air, and smashes it in the middle of the yellow chalk lines floating on top of the water.

Turns out the thick pink gel was waterproofing to keep the ocean from seeping into the basement.

I’m absolutely astounded to see this, in fact the shock of watching this huge building jerk out of the ground, fly through the air and violently smash into the ocean is so great I wake, sit up, shake my head in appreciative wonder, then scurry out to tell my wife, who politely listens but doesn’t seem to share my amazement much.

Be they night dreams or life dreams, dreams are hard to share.


mind reach – foto by Smith

 

 
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