mindweb – fotosmith
“every word opens a box to another paradox” ***
online geek science jokes from HuffingtonPost:
How do you know the moon is going broke?
It’s down to it’s last quarter.
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything
Where does bad light end up?
In prism
What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark.
Scientist reads book on anti-gravity
Can’t put it down
What is a sleeping brain’s favorite rock band?
R.E.M.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
A hotel bellhops asks the photon checking in, “Can I help you with your bags?” “I don’t have any, I’m traveling light.”
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know where I am.”
Later Shrodinger gets stopped. The cop searches the car and asks, “Did you know there’s a dead cat in here?” He replies, “Well, now I do!”
*** line from Craig Kurtz poem in Lady’s new nearly here online issue of The City: Fall, Year One, Starlight (a poetry/art zine) . . . soon at all your finer establishments. You can check out her previous issue “Fall, Year Zero, Learning to Swim” HERE if you desire.
mind eye – fotosmith