January 7, 2014
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Walkin’ the Dogs
My Lady of the Softhearted wanted to walk dogs
so trained me to help her do her do.
Oddly enough, doo is what I do do.
I pick up doggie doo,
new fresh stinky soft smeared in grass poo,
with bags sometimes holey
so unholy stanken stinkens my mind
six eight dogs a week.
Della, Gus, Leah, Lurch, Aubrey, Patchouli, Zander, Angler, Kili,
Bender, Knight, Kifli, Brandis, Spot, Buster, Tic-Tac, Bandit,
Candy, Spicy, Oldenberg, Cinnamon, Stolen, Julie, Sophie,
Dog day rose to 32°F,
dropped 27 degrees by dog walk start,
-1° by end,
-11° tonight,
zero noon tomorrow.
Dogs want out until they get out,
We don’t want out at all.
Sawyer, Riley, Scrabble, Rain, Almond, Fang, Schweppes,
Diamond, Dugan, Blackie, Princess, Jasper, Lebron, Nala,
Chupa-Chups, Spice, Lucan, Pinwheel, Greenbean, Summer,
Some be pullers, sniffers, players, lovers, lickers, shit eaters,
the fresh shit full body rollers the worst.
Some tremble from past people problems,
need loving, coaxing, patience pure.
The saddest being the uncaged wanting,
paws on chest, eye pleading
“This is barbaric, don’t lock me in here!”
But the best be the best be there be
is when there’s trust in joy,
the moment now.
Silent Night, Apple Cider, Bambur, Carrot, Eggplant, Dori, Poor Guy,
Hans Solo ,Chewbacca, Princess Lea, Merino, Hansel, Gretel,
Lucky Girl, Damper, Dominic, Luna, Butler, Bugger, Miles,
In 1964 I stood next to Rufus Thomas
in a hole-in-the-wall Memphis record shop.
Knew his name, knew his hit,
didn’t know him.
When he left the owner said
“That was Rufus Thomas.”
“You mean Walkin’ the Dog?”
“Yup.”
“Wow, wish I’d known.”
Five decades later, I know walkin’ for sure.
On Lassie, on Rin Tin Tin, on White Fang, on Blue,
on Old Yeller, on Beethoven, on Bolt, on Marmaduke too,
dash away dash away dash away all.
— Smith, 1.8.2014
CLICK to hear 1963’s “Walkin’ the Dog” by Rufus Thomas.
dogma – fotosmith