Holly Would
Blender Gender Blues
I’m confused . . .
Pop Tarts are quite popular,
yet Mom tarts are called whores
(though whores are pretty popular too).
Is this sexist?
Belly bump back, back bump belly
gonna go jack my jam in jelly.
What’s so bad about the booby prize?
I love boobies, so it sounds like winning to me.
Used to play Peek-a-Boob as a child,
and child wild yet I am.
As the giants of the pliant industries always say,
flee fly flow fuck.
Speaking sexually,
once saw a Möbius stripper at a bachelor party,
the performance was endless.
Lurkin’ in the merkin
with the pussy underground.
– Smith, 3.9.2014
see that girl with the red dress on
she can shake that thing all night long