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The Last Library, a Repository of Unwritten Books

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Ward Shelley has an art installation opening tonight at Spaces Galley, 2220 Superior Viaduct, Cleveland, OH 44113 216.621.2314 http://www.spacesgallery.org/ featuring 4,500 books that have never been published, possibly because they’ve never been written.

Ward accepted title suggestions from online folk, printed up faux bookspines with the titles, glued them to strips of wood, and mounted the book spines on the wall like a library.

Here are the 80 titles I submitted. Don’t know how many were used.

The Last Library, a Repository of Unwritten Books
(Ward Shelley SPACES installation, Smith titles)

The Lost Whisper Tribe

Long Distance Data for the Short Term Mind

The Three Ways of Water, the Two Ways of Wet

How Many Rolls in the Sisyphus Rock?

XXXtra Credit – Nipple & Limelight in the Porn Industry

Aliens Stole My Brain – the Pleasures of TV & Not Having to Think

To Bee or not to Bee: Beekeeping for Beeginners

Read, Write and Bloom – the Legacy of Literacy

Words to Fit the Selling Season

Monkey See, Monkey Doo Doo: the Private Life of King Kong

Babble On, Babylon: the Curse of the Talking News Heads

Binge Eating – Satisfying the Mayonnaise Brain

Boom Boom Dog & Cat Hiding

The Church of the Eternal 420

Reality Adjustments Made Easy

Supply-Side Jesus and the Death of Shame

Assorted Oddities, Mutilated Melodies

Token Toking – Weed Etiquette for Squares

The Man with Two Sweeties

Way Past Empty – an Honorable Man in Unconformable Times

Algorithm & Blues

Our Faux Fathers at Fox: Hate Speech for Profit

Life and Like

Clone of Drone Alone: Mass Murder in the White House

Blood Country Blues

F*ck You and the Corporation You Rode In On

3-D Jesus & the Weather Vanes

UnBarCode Bred

Owling at the Moon – NASA No Longer Nascent

The Rhythm of Blues

The Old & New Testicle, the Genitals & the Juice

Hollow Would: Tinker Bell & the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

Babies Belong – in Cages, or Soup Cans

Spermworm Cruising: I Set My Sighs on Sin

Sow & Reap, or Rip & Sew?

Acoustic Werewolf: the Shame of the Howl

Open Other In

Right Pace, Wrong Prime:
It’s Not the Present, It’s the Process

Photosynthesis Revealed: Chlorofilthy Pictures

Was the Sound of One Zen Clown

If We Have To, As We Have Had To, & We Want To, We Will

Judas Escargot, Betrayer of Snail

Fox News: Screaming Alone in the Idiot Zone

The Dangerous Subtraction of the Digital Adage

Ilk Hunting, the Cheney-Bush Beast

Cognitive Therapy – Shrinkslide in Mind

I Came to Cleveland for Another Man’s Wife, Stayed for my Own

Nekro Filly: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Coffins

There’s Always Room for Mellow: Bill Cosby & his Quaaludes

Sick Flux – the Two Party Political System in the USA

Kosher Pork and Other Business Plans

Be an Artist — Enjoy Patrons, Fame, Adventure

Ran From the Cops 10 Times, Got Away 9

Heat Warm Meat Worm: Climate Change for Fun & Profit

Holy Rodeo Radio: Sleazy Weasel & the Towels of Unbelief

The Klown Kars R Kummin’: Republican Candidates in 2015

Call 666 for the Number of Man

X (Solve For) =

Politics – Bullshit as Product

Wing Nuts, Flat-Earthers & the Tea Party – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

In Dust Realized: the Story of Stuff

Get Up to Speed or Get Off the Road: Democracy in an Oligarchy

The Tao Jones Average: Now Zen = Zen Over Zero

The Church of Not Quite So Much Pain & Suffering
the irreverend Smith and his beloved Lady presiding

Sacred Lies:
Lies We Need to Believe to Keep from Killing Ourselves, or Others

Song of Corporate Alley: the Big Steal Reveal

Three Stretches of Word – the Balance in Absence of Malice

Fine Flux Your Flow: How to De-Stress Your Story

Golden Parachutes: System Rig Rotten from Top to Bottom

We or I Depends on You

From Grackle to Crackle and Crackle to Crow:
The Art of Shameless Self-Promotion

Fresh Air Piranha Home Protection Devices

The Sacred Number of the Holy 420

Truth du Jour: Which Truth You Want? (We Got Em All)

Peanut Butter & Jellyfish Sandwich: Slo-Mo GMO

Odds & Ins in Bits Begin: The History of Code

The Push of Coffee, the Pull of Grass:
Caffeine and Cannabis in a Country of Crude

Golden Showers: How the Trickle Down Economy Really Works

Talk of the Might of Maybe: Glints in the Hind of Mind

– Smith, 8.21.2015

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