Status Report 123
Way back in the daze I was the vocalist for
Slinky Wheel & the Hub Caps
but went flat when they became
Squeaky Wheel & the Oil Cans
who broke down into the punk played
Stinky Real and his Fun Guise
who went and did an advert for Ratbooger Barricade
so I formed a Perry Como cover band
but had to retire due to
the sexual advances of the blue-haired ladies
so now perform my one hit Masturbation Mambo
for Girl Scout fundraisers
alone at discerning malls and rollerskating rinks
infecting this great bland of hours
so you can see I used to be a rock star
until they rolled me away…
I guess Sisyphus didn’t like me.
– Smith, 11.15.2015
Click here to hear Masturbation Mambo – https://www.reverbnation.com/mutantsmith/song/8050975-masturbation-mambo
