Status Report 143
Isn’t Lactations a book in the Old Testicle?
I’m so out of it I thought black Friday
was the character in “Robinson Crusoe.”
What do you call inferior parsnips? – Subpar snips
Went to buy a new penis, but didn’t know whether
to look in the hardware department or software section.
I like to read Rumi with a view.
How come it’s always peacocks and never poococks?
Cuz cocks pee, don’t poo.
Are you on drugs? – No, just marijuana.
I may have lost most of my feathers
but I’m still petaling on.
Rulers are meant to be broken.
Looking for the light
is like the mirror looking for its surface.
What country do bees come from? – The Polli Nation.
Of course I’m stoned
I’m the son of a stone mason.
– Smith, 12.20.2015
