Song of Corporate Alley
I worship the gods OhByGosh and ByGolly
One’s rather rash, the other quite jolly
Neither asks tithing except initial teething
Both entail writhing with a bit of reeling
One comes from Heck, the other some Heaven
On wrong side of track with odds uneven
With their Holy Gulpees and Thin Wafer Stew
They purge your sin while cleaning out you
And putting on pounds while weakening spine
Making it easier to swallow the official line
Of there’s no wrong, it’s all to the good
Now handcuff your hands, put head in hood
Trust us to muster the checks and pays
It’ll be good long as you do what we sez
For oh by Gosh by Golly is now official volley
As we walk through The Corporate Valley
With corporate race run all night long
due date due date
– Smith, 2.18.2016