Conversation with Wife 23
Is that crying cat part of what’s playing?
“Yes, it’s music for pets, pet music.”
How do you pet music, with your ears?
“Huh?”
“Well you pet pets with your hands
so do you pet music with your ears?
“Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
Guess I still got it if I can make you groan.
“Can’t you ever be serious?”
I am serious, Dog Star Sirius.
“Do you need money?”
No, I got 20.
“Here’s another.”
Thanks, now I’ve 20-20 vision.
How do you feel?
“I’m all sniffly and sneezely.”
Ahh, one of the seven dresser drawers.
“I love the mindful meditation bell
I got from Thich Nhat Hanh.”
In the mountains, Mom used to check my head
for would Thichs when I came in from playing.
“That’s a horrible pun.”
Not as bad as the one about Thich Nhat Hanh
being the opening act for Was (Not Was).
– Smith, 3.13.2016
