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Conversation with Wife 28

“I’m going to make some pasta.”
That’s so old fashioned,
Why not make some presenta, or futura?

When you relieve your water, it’s urine,
when I do it it’s myine.

“Jupiter’s south pole looks like a mandala,
I want it on a t-shirt.”
Well, since it looks like a painted breast
I’d call it a womandala
and you don’t need a t-shirt, just go topless.

What’s this pneumonia everyone has?
oldmonia was good enough in my day.

“Why do you go on like this?”
I was a mouth man in Word War One
we had word rationing back then
could only use two verbs and one gerund a day.

– Smith, 9.20.2016

bottom spaghetti squash face by Lady K,. top face by Smith


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