art poster – foto by smith
considering cutting one of my balls off. my left testicle hangs lower than the right, and it keeps getting pinched between my thigh and body. few years ago i didn’t wear underwear under a rubber wet suit while white water rafting in west virginia. my testicles were not happy. i inquired into amputating them because i’d had a vasectomy and wasn’t using the buggers anyway since i’d been celibate for nigh 20 years, but a cleveland clinic doctor explained they still release hormones. said if i cut them off, i could develop feminine characteristics, like growing breasts. so now i’m thinking maybe just cut one off, and grow one breast – then my two sides could date myself and i could show myself a really good time.
Oaxocan graffiti – foto by smith