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WEREWOLVES AND THE DALAI LAMA

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

Adding structure and convention
to my day to enforce
ideals and happiness

Dalai Lama says “bar the door”
to practices that cause one
to feel ill,
make it such that it is not
easily possible to get
caught up in them

I am not a werewolf
but I love them

Men who would be wolfen
scraggly bearded bears
of men

Honey and bread
on the table

Butter on the knife

Crumbs on the floor

The tending of yogurt

Cheesecloth

Fruit in a bowl

These men, their stews &
hermitude

Monks

Barring the door to the
outside world
lest the outside in them
come raging through to meet
the outside out there
knashing of teeth
clashing of bones

In ancient times,
werewolves
sucking the marrow
from sacrificed
virgins

Marrow me,
marry me

Marry me
fill me up
fill up my marrow

am mirror

am wife

~ Lady

 

I am not a robot.

Monday, March 25th, 2013

handface

I am not a robot.

“How do I know?”

I’m gooshy.

“They program robots to be gooshy now.”

I’m complicated.

“They program robots to be complicated, too.”

I have a complicated personality.

“They do that, too.”

I bleed.

“Robots can bleed, too.”

My thighs look like chicken.

“They can very cleverly do that, now, too.”

~ Smith & Lady

 

head dog

Wednesday, March 20th, 2013

Has anyone seen the rest of this dog? I seem to have misplaced his body.

 

Not InSane

Tuesday, February 26th, 2013







Not InSane: shAPeShiFTsmiTH – fotos Smith

 

Calvin, Zits, Frazz – clone or family?

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013


Calvin & Hobbes comics by Bill Watterson

Are these three comic page characters the same person?

Because the pre-school Calvin sure looks and acts like teenager Zits who finally matures to cool adult janitor/song writer/bicyclist Frazz.



Zits comic by Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman


Frazz comic by Jef Mallett

 

 
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