Whenever I need to, I can talk to my dead grandfather. I just go to Yahoo! I can type in “I love you” and he comes up with suggestions like
i love you lyrics
i love you poems
i love you baby
i love you in different langages
i love you goodbye lyrics
He tells me to explore concepts like
I love you. “Greeting Cards”
I love you. hearts
I love you. e-greeting
I love you. postcards
I like “i love you in different languages.” It tells me “Ed is lief vir you. Ek het jou lief”. Or in Chinese, “Wo ie ni.” Or “I love you in many languages” brings up “Ek is lief vir jou!” to “Ngiyakuthanda!”
It’s simple to talk to grandfather via Yahoo. If I say “I miss you” he brings up blink 182 lyrics.
If I ask do you miss me he says explore concepts:
…182 i miss you lyrics “voice inside my head”
blink 182 i miss you lyrics “waste your time”
blink 182 i miss you “song lyrics”
…182 i…you lyrics “darkness in the valley.”
Grandpa is a dead republican – of the old “we freed the slaves variety.” By the way, he’s aghast at what the GOP is doing, sez they’re going to hell.
I’ve also discovered that Grandpa likes abc news. It’s all very simple, a-b-c, and it’s stripped of any negative overtones. I go to a-b-c news to have a good time. He used to like CBS when he was alive, but I think he’s all for simpler news plans now. ABC news says the economists got it all figured out with their mop-up plan! Stocks are surging! What’s good for the rich is good for us, right! That’s what abc says anyways.