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Recent headlines that make me wonder if perhaps Monty Python runs the universe:

Coroner Still Has Michael Jackson’s Brain

Jackson’s False Nose Missing In The Morgue

‘Hooker for Jesus’ weds Christian rocker

Wife Swap’ Mom Accused Of Stabbing Husband

Sex Selling For Less During Downturn

One in Four Men in South Africa Admit Rape

Cop Accused Of Pulling Gun At McD’s Because Order Was Taking Too Long

Two girls, 13 gunshots and zero answers

Texas Mother Says Devil Made Her Decapitate Infant Son

Woman accused of killing newborn ate brain

Dog walker trampled to death by cows

Baby Squirrel Pops Out Of Woman’s Breasts During Police Interview

Cats ‘exploit’ humans by purring

More TVs Than Humans In US

GOP Rep: Health Care Is A “Privilege”

Republicans Against Truth Commission

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