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who’s the biggest liar of all
foto by Smith
This today from TheOval.com:
When ABC’s Barbara Walters asked the former Alaska governor, “if you ran for president, could you beat Barack Obama?,” Palin replied: “I believe so.”
Oh Sarah, please run against Obama in 2012. That would be such a gift for the comedians and bloggers and would guarantee Obama wins again. You’re the gift that just keeps on giving. Please please please pretty please run. Oh, it’d be soooo delicious.
Here are the rest of my unused harvested Sarah Palin headlines that I’ve not posted because their nasty truth made me feel unclean after reading them. It’s good to get them off my computer – they were beginning to smell.
There are far too many to read, and only worth the time if you care about things like freedom, truth, morality, honor — or if you’re looking for a good belly laugh, or need to vomit, or are curious for a look at the slimy underbelly of the most hypocritical of the American forked-tongued scum.
In no particular odor:
Palin, O’Donnell Voters ‘Embracing Ignorance As A Virtue’
Sarah Palin Blames Environmentalists For Gulf Oil Disaster
Sarah Palin – “God doesn’t drive parked cars.”
Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck – “lipstick and dipstickâ€
Palin Compares Herself To Shakespeare, Asks Muslims To ‘Refudiate’ Mosque
Sarah Palin Slams ‘Impotent,’ ‘Limp’ Reporters
Sarah Palin the Sound and the Fury
A Grand Unified Theory of Palinisms – Why Sarah Palin says all those stupid and ridiculous things.
Sarah Palin: Disregard The ‘Made-Up Nonsense’
LISTEN To Sarah Palin Boost The Man Who Suggested BOMBING Mecca & Medina
Sarah Palin Endorses Op-Ed Comparing Obama To Hitler, Suggesting BP Escrow Fund Could Lead To Nazi-Like Dictatorship
Sarah Palin’s Legal Defense Fund Was Illegal, State Panel Finds – Palin To Return $390,000 In Donations
Twitter and the Cowardice of Sarah Palin
16-Year-Old Willow Palin Posts Homophobic Slurs
Palin “Desecrates†American Flag With Her Signature
Facebook DELETES Sarah Palin’s Post About Controversial Ground Zero Mosque
Bill Maher On Rand Paul: It’s As If Sarah Palin Made It Through Med School
Sarah Palin’s Facebook Scrubbing: The Comments She Doesn’t Want You To See
Palin slams those who knock her for an expensive speech at a near-broke college
Cash-Strapped College Writes HUGE Check To Sarah Palin – Sarah Palin Received $75k For 40 Minute Cal State Speech
Sarah Palin Event Gets Downgraded To Small Venue Due To Slow Ticket Sales
Sarah Palin’s Endorsement Woes Continue
Sarah Palin’s Ties To Malek, Nixon’s ‘Jew Counter’ Highlighted By Democrats
Georgia candidate paid nearly $100K to bring Palin to rally
Sarah Palin: As Unpopular as George W. Bush
Surprise! Alaskans Don’t Want Sarah Palin to be President
Sarah Palin’s Confusing Transgender Politics
New Palin Defense Fund: Complaints Against Previous Illegal Fund Just Part Of A ‘Massive Witch Hunt’
The Sarah Palin Strategy: Right-Wingers Only Talking to Other Right-Wingers
Sarah Palin: U.S. Law Should Be ‘Based On The God Of The Bible And The Ten Commandments’
Sarah Palin Has Raked In $12 Million-Plus Since Quitting Governorship
Bristol Palin Charging Up To $30,000 For Speeches
Olbermann Mocks Palin For ‘Stupidity’
Palin PAC Spends More On De-Icing Planes, Hotels Than On Candidates
GOP Strategist Questions Power Of Palin: ‘If Sarah Palin Endorsed Me I Would Be Too Embarrassed To Tell Anyone’
Sarah Palin’s Many Endorsement Fails
GOP Congressman To Sarah Palin: Get Out Of The Endorsement Business
Palin-Backed Candidate Accused Of Plagiarizing Obama’s 2004 Convention Speech
Palin-Endorsed Candidate Loses GOP Primary
Another Sarah Palin-Backed Candidate, Bites The Dust In Tennessee
Palin Speaking Contract Demands First-Class Travel, Pre-Screened Questions
Sarah Palin’s Show Is “A New All Time Low for Discovery”
‘SCARY’: Matthews Says Palin Could Win In 2012
Sarah Palin and the age of tweetalism
Palin the Obfuscator
Sarah Palin’s Fake Feminism
Sarah Palin Breast Implants?
More Alaskans Oppose Sarah Palin For President In 2012 Than Support Her
Sarah Palin’s Latest Facebook Lie
Underage Bristol Palin Spotted Partying It Up At 1Oak
NRA AND PALIN: LET THOSE ON NO-FLY LIST BUY GUNS
Sister Sledgehammer: Palin Takes Aim At Democratic Women
Sarah Palin’s New Low: Funeral Crasher
Palin’s ‘Stalker’ Journalist Neighbor Accuses Palins Of Stalking Him
Alaska Paper Warns Palin Biographer-Neighbor: Palin Has Right To Kill To Defend Property
New Sarah Palin Web Video Predicts ‘Mama Grizzlies’ And ‘Pink Elephants’ Will Take On Washington
Joe McGinniss Says Palin Unleashing ‘Hounds Of Hell,’ Using ‘Nazi’ Tactics
Sarah, Joe, and the beanstalk
Palin Endorses Raese In Pennsylvania — But He’s From West Virginia
Palin, Natural Gas Company Worked Together To Sell Alaska Pipeline
Palin: Oil Spill Proves We Were Right About ‘Drill, Baby, Drill
How Does Sarah Palin Make Millions While Saying Some of the Dumbest Things Imaginable?
Glenn Palin: The Monster That Will Haunt Your Dreams
the wicked witch of the north – foto by Smith
I could only make it a third of the way through this list. Wonder if any of us could/would make it through a Sarah Palin presidency…
Please do NOT call Palin a witch. Please. It’s insulting, degrading. Witches work in harmony with the planet.
@ MadM
you’re right – but, i couldn’t resist the play on the wizard of oz’s wicked witch of the west. so it was an a literary reference, not a sexist slur or a wiccan put-down.
besides, there are bad witches that do not work in harmony with the planet. so i guess i’m in the clear here.
besides, i like witches – lady and i were married by a wiccan priestess. so there – i’m covered on all vectors.
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@ John B Good — 3 replies
1 – i know the american voter is stupid but palin is so stupid she’d destroy her candidacy all by herself.
2 – although now that i think of it the fact you could only make it through 1/3 of the headlines is part of the problem – the truth of palin is so ugly it’s hard for us to keep our nose in her shit. maybe she’ll bore us into letting her into the oval office.
3 – pps – it IS hard to get through them, i know. it was difficult for me to read them myself. in her case, less is more than enough.
You know who will really love Sarah? The same publisher who put out that desk calendar with a different Bushism every day. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any dumber, you’d turn the page and there was one that would give you tears of laughter ~ a great way to start each day, and I’m sure Sarah would fill that 365 page calendar pretty quickly too.
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Here is one of my all time favorite Bush quotes ~ oh how true, how true:
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“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
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