new morning – fotos Smith

Added a second chicken/egg joke to Jokerman, deleted two other jokes because they were nasty, fixed the timing, flexed the flow.


Didn’t Thich Nhat Hanh open for Was (Not Was)?

Why does the sign always say Rite-Aid?
Maybe I want to go to Wrong-Aid for once.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Patting yourself on the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get revenge for the road crossing it.

I have a new game: first I eat a raisin, then I eat a grape.
Call it Reincarnation.

Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the chicken on the other side.

Knock not.
Who’s there?
Not the world, knocked much longer.

What are purple, really angry, and you’d better stay out of their way?
The grapes of wrath.

What do you call an honest cop?

Why did the egg cross the chicken?
To get even for the chicken abandoning it.

Is a Caesarean section a womb with a view?
No – that’s a test tube baby.

U has to be the happiest letter in the alphabet . . .
So many people say “I love u”

Why is the sound of one gland collapsing?
What the right gland giveth, the wrong gland taketh awry.

— Smith, 2010/11/12/13

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