Where Sugar Comes From
8 pages, 2 3/4″ x 3″ closed, 5 1/2″ x 3″ open
Lady K. Smith, 10.11.2016
Poop Scoop
Turnpike exit sign sez:
Food Gas Lodging Starbucks
When did brand coffee join the Generic 3?
– Smith, 10.11.2016
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Conversation with Wife 29
Do you want a cashew cookie?
“No”
Do you want a pecan cookie?
“No”
Do you want one of both?
“NO, I’m dieting. You’re the devil”
Hey, you live with me, that’s what you get.
Want ice cream?
“No.”
How about a beer?
“NO!”
Some fried cat?
“Only if she’s breaded.”
Sorry, can’t breed her, she’s sterile.
“Nobody likes turnips.”
Why do we grow so many?
“In case there’s a war
so we’ll have something to eat.”
I was in a war once, Word War One
we had word rationing
could only use two verbs a day
and one gerund.
I aster but she wouldn’t answer.
What are you doing?
“Whatever I want.”
How come you get to do whatever you want?
“Because I’m the lady.”
And what’s the guy get to do?
“Whatever the lady wants.”
– Smith, 10.12.2016
