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Conversation with Wife 3
“I really like the vocab list I am learning, a word a day.
My favorite is corollary, a conclusion based on a fact.”
“That’s one of the definitions.
The other is a coral where they keep Larrys.”
“Do you mean corral?”
“That’s a way to pronounce it.
Some do say corral Larrys.”
“No, people usually say corollary to an axiom.”
“Yeah, I kept axiom questions but no one had any answers.”
“groan”
“That’s why I keep axiom.”
– Lady & Smith, 6.17.2014
notwife
1st two iterations of title, from 5.4.2014.
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Conversation with Wife
“I need to make a code change before we go.”
will that be a short time change or long?
“Short.”
you say short because you’re short?
“No.”
or short time because you’re a short timer?
“No.”
perhaps it’s time shortage since your age is short of mine?
“No.”
at least we’ve no shortage of options.
“No.”
how about short changed? isn’t that how they make short people,
short change tall ones into short ones?
“No.”
if a short person wears shorts, does that make it short shorts?
“No.”
are you coded yet, can we go?
“No.”
best hurry, we’re short on time.
– Smith
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Conversation with Wife 2
“Thank you for being so nice to me.”
That’s part of my three face plan. It’s easier for me to be nice to you because I put on one of my three faces, then I do my gig, and then, one third way through the day (but we’re only only dealing with the wake day) I change faces. I put on one of my new faces. So my new Smith is ready to do all this nice stuff again. Then, two thirds through the wake day, I change again. So it’s easier to be nice when you have three faces. That’s my three face plan.
The weakness is my three face plan requires marijuana. In fact, all my plans require marijuana, without exception. Even my plan for not having marijuana requires having marijuana for getting through.
I’m what’s known as your three plan man, Stan. Your three plan Stan man. If I were Stan, I could do Stan up comedy. I could run for President on the Stan Man Plan: “free pot in every pipe.” That’s my motto.
“I can’t Stan your plan.”
Well, we can fix anything with enough marijuana.
– Lady w/ Smith