Conversation with Wife 5
No, not my fifth wife,
only have two of those,
fifth conversation with second wife.
Lady song sings
“Two pies have I,
one to enter, one to try,
one to eat, one to send
to the judge in hope of win,
so let us pick, let us begin.”
As she rolls the ball dough down I wonder
What do the pie dough people think
as you roll their world flatter and flatter?
She relies
“On planet Pie Dough
they hang Doughnot Disturb on their hotel dough-knobs,
the main dog is the doughmation,
charities call for doughnations,
martial arts masters are known as doughjos,
buildings are built from adoughby,
their main toy Pie-doh,
favorite philosopher Pladough,
they smoke doughp rolled in doughbies
and take drugs for the doughsage
as doughs drilled by big bucks drop fawns.”
You dough know what you’re doing, I drawl.
“Dough mess with me,”
she dosi-doughs, dip-doughing around,
“for I have the flour,”
she tones in her Yodough voice.
– Smith, 8.7.2014
