“I feel I’m in a different mindset each morning.”
That’s because we massage your mind every night. Push little lumps around, dust. Rearrange your room. Take little parts out, put new parts in. Here a part, there a part, everywhere a part, part. So it’s a new you.
You’re a new Lady model every day, slightly different. Since we’re filming all this, we needed a way to identify which model you are. We’ve genetically implanted glow-in-the-dark luminescent jellyfish blood corpuscles in your forehead. They show your identification day and time number. So when we look at the film, we know which Lady it is, for our records.
“What does it matter?”
Oh, we try different experiments on the different Ladys. Variations. And since this bioluminescent number is chronologically sequential, we know when one Lady acted one way and another another, depending on which Lady you were at the time. And we can know when just by checking your number.
“What are these differences? What evidence do you have of these differences?”
Well, we’d have to inventory the warehouse of Ladys to get that answer. That could take eons. There’re a lot of Ladys.
“Do you recall any particular examples?”
Nope. Wouldn’t be fair to examine data out of sequence. I have to see your bioluminescent number first.
“I want to be better and better. I gotta pull my personality up into some secure area I’ve never been. I need a personality lift, sin tuck.”
Well, they say less is more. So maybe we should remove more of your mind at night.
“Take away my political angst. Put a wire in my pleasure nerve.”
That would work. We’ll rewire your political angst into your pleasure center. All this horrid stuff going on will give you cosmic brain orgasms! You just gotta rewire yourself, that’s all.