wrong ways and lack of means committee

New-old odd surreal news headline bits and pleases from this Monty Python Land called Inhumane Life on Planet Earth — these have little practicality except as fertilizer for brain fodder or perhaps as evidence we should maybe change our ways and means committees.

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The Day After Tomorrow Might Have Been Yesterday

Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

Why Do We Exist?

The Allure of Vibrating Panties

Human-Sized Lizard With Double Penis Discovered In Philippines

Collateralized Fish Obligations?

Some Things You Need To Know Before The World Ends

Who Are We? Experiments Suggest You’re Not Who You Think

Space Cars, Holographs, and Giant Babies

The Sci-Fi Roots Of Modern Fundamentalism

Are God And Sex Incompatible?

British Judge: Christian Beliefs Have No Legal Standing

Comedy Central Considering Show About Jesus Christ

How China Holds the American Economy by the Balls

India Has More Mobile Phones Than Toilets

Read What You Hate

Man Claims Police Beat Him Up Over A Poem

Suburban Woman JAILED Over ‘Offensive’ T-Shirt

School for Disabled Forces Students to Wear Backpacks That Deliver Massive Electric Shocks

Woman Finds Dead Rat In Chef Boyardee Can

Earth is over

Pelican Bites Bird Expert In The Groin On Live TV

In Search Of Heaven

Octopus Steals Diver’s Camera, Shoots Its Own Footage

Freaky Physics Proves Parallel Universes Exist

New Zealanders Outnumbered By Cows

Revenge of the Volcano Gods

Our Universe at Home Within a Larger Universe? So Suggests Physicist’s Wormhole Research

Eyjafjallajökull

Journalism today: A haven for parasites and double-dealers

Baby Doll That Pees On Your Face

Jesus Vs. Christ

Who Would Jesus Hate?

What Evangelicals And Atheists Have In Common

The Return of Christian Terrorism

7,500 Online Shoppers Unwittingly Sold Their Souls

Knowing They Know That You Know

Are Americans as Stupid as the Media Think They Are? (Maybe)

In today’s media, substance is no match for BS

The Masses Can Be Asses

AMERICANS DON’T ‘GIVE A RAT’S ASS’

NO JOKE: Indiana Threatened By Giant Poop Bubbles

Drunk Man Arrested For Trying To Resuscitate Dead Possum

Putting The Ire In Satire