I Am Not Made for This Crumbless World

jokerman
I Am Not Made for This Crumbless World
If blueberries don’t wear shoes,
what does a blueberry cobbler do?
I’m a Yeti working on SETI
since I haven’t found much here.
Bach didn’t like bok choy,
so there was no Bach bok choy joy.
Why is a pair of pants one item?
A pair of pears are duo,
so when did one one become two?
Do two pant make a pants?
Which pant’s prime?
Will a single pant pair up at the cleaners?
Are panties young pants?
How does a panty pair?
When you buy two panties,
is that a pair of a pair of panties?
Does cutting panties with scissors
require one scissor per panty?
Can one repair a pair of panty inside a pair of pant?
What’s my sign?
EXIT.
— Smith, 12.24.2013

sum burst – fotosmith