CONSCIENCE
This is our mission: to help BP gain a conscience.
Material–it’s not material–but if material is a holographic projection onto a 3D record player–onto a 3D record player–then what are we but little bits on the record? Goodness is not a centrifuge. Everything is everywhere.
“I was thinking about making a Brady Bunch video and that way everyone could be a bohemian. And we could all play… bohemian.”
Premiere (or première, from the French première, meaning “first”) of the broken zipper puppet: “I am going to have all my elephants do pirouettes and from now on they have to balance balls on their noses.”
Puppet muses over fairness of universe, omens, portents, food, worry, decisions, aliens.
Some of my alien friends:
Captain Zirkon of the Royal Fartship Blapula
Turdmer the Great
Meep
Woop
Ow-ee
Skeletor
Zrrkm (Zrrkm II, not to be confused with Zrrkm Il)
Ee-ow-wah
Puppet thinks about Palestinians, demonstrates the literalist interpretation of signs, philosophizes, etc. “The philosophy of nonviolence has been keeping our amoebas down.”
Puppet musical and musings infused with neurotic Jewish subthemes & riffs & calamine lotion.